Monday, January 19, 2009

5 reasons why it sucks if you're 28 and still at university

reason one: you should have a job by then. The only reason you don't have a job is you don't seriously look for one. You prefer to read books, sit on your ass and listen to some teacher who has nothing left to teach you. Shame on you, you're extra-smart, useless and lazy.

reason two: there's nothing more depressing than the view of a young female student panicking before an exam, re-reading her notes till the last minute with a bottle of mineral water put on her exam table.

reason three: university is full of left-wing activists who have bad influence over the other students. Their poisonous preaching turns them away from the only noble goal in life: be smarter than the one next to you, earn more money, have a better job and screw better-looking chicks.

reason four: I don't have a reason four.

reason five: university overtime extends your youth. It delays the ageing process, which may cause the Stelzer syndrom: a permanent inability to fit to the English way of life (although it remains hard even for the scientists to find a proper explanation for this).

Stumble Upon Toolbar

5 comments:

seb said...

you're not 28

Pierre Alexander said...

I didn't say I was

MFL said...

Perhaps. reason 4 should be because all your friends that are still in University are getting a masters and you are still an undergraduate

MFL
Lesbian Movies Guide

Anonymous said...

[p]Presents a series of exclusive works: the rare snakeskin coffee table, exquisite table lamps, and sense of abstract design metal aluminum decorative ceiling [url=http://www.lvbagssale.co.uk]lv bags sale[/url] in the privacy and comfort of the VIP area, Peter ? the Mr . Of course, as businesses [url=http://www.buysalechanelbags.co.uk]buy chanel bags online[/url] billions of dollars in annual sales, Vuitton, Gucci, Hermes and Prada has a variety of products, including handbags . 'Paseo' package choice of colors [url=http://www.buysalechanelbags.co.uk]cheap chanel bags sale[/url] inspired from the earth stone color . The Goyard Sa?gon bag [url=http://www.replicalvhandbags.co.uk]lv designer handbags[/url] with canvas and leather fabrics . Low-key luxury dark red combined with delicate embroidery, stitching [url=http://www.buysalechanelbags.co.uk]chanel bags sale[/url] of multiple materials throughout the fall and winter seasons are full of the details of the beauty . 5 billion euros, only one-third of the industry leader Louis Vuitton . Gucci handbags series launched to support the green carpet Challenge Program
"I believe that today's customers are more than ever favor those thoughtful, responsible brand through our sustainable initiatives, humanitarian actors and charitable activities, we hope Gucci can not only become synonymous with 'Made in Italy' 'integrity' model of the manufacturing, "Giannini [url=http://www.replicalvhandbags.co.uk]lv handbags[/url] said.[/p]

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

Homos, me wee laddy,
are an abombination.
And what do we all haveta
stand in fronta in a while?
Jesus.
Doesnt matter if you're an atheist.
I forgive you.
God wont.
You should've learned something.

trustNjesus, bro.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.
cya Upstairs someday...
I hope...